She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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