I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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