Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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