She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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