This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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