I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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