She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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