It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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