i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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