The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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