i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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