trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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