dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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