Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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