It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
