Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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