To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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