Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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