maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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