we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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