yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Randomize
