if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
This baby is an asshole
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize