Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Quick, to the slutcave!
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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