i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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