i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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