Me too!
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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