Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Less talking, more tequila
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Randomize
