Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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