Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I have tasted many bathrooms
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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