So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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