I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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