I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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