Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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