she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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