Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
