oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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