perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
