Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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