Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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