If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
My dad is sitting where you rode me
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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