): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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