yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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