they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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