O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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