On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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