she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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