I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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