im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
