what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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