I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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