I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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