wrigley field is MILF paradise
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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