Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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